Sunday, August 06, 2006

ahhh!!!

freak virus! was updating halfway then BOOM! my com erm... restarted.
stupid virus.

u know, i can picture a skinny, fair-skinned, evil looking man sitting in front of his computer, in a dark room. he has just created a virus, and it has already infected thousands of computers. soon, it will spread to thousands, and eventually millions of computers. he grins to himself, since the bastard has no other indulgence but devoids pleasure from making people yell, screem and see their hard work go down the drain as this asshole virus takes over their computer. he hungers for chaos when the world network collapses and the world is taken back 300 years. he swears revenge when anti virus software starts cracking down on his virus, eventually foiling his plan of destroying all computers worldwide. he curses, swaers, and vows revenge only to be brought to his kness again.

i mean, do people really enjoy making viruses? i mean, even virus makers cant be happy when a virus infects them.

e.g.

hacker : YESSSSS!!! i have created the ultimate virus!!! with it i shall RULE THE WORLD! i shall make world leaders do my bidding by threathening to severe the network systems!!! Muhahaha-

a beep soud is heard from the computer. a skull and bones appear, filling the screen. soon, the screen is nothing but skulls and bones. the hacker presses buttons frantically, but to no avail. the computer then shuts down automatically.

hacker : -ha? NOOO!!! i havent saved yet!!

see what i mean?

need to calm down.

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