What made a good '06

In today's episode of "Cooking with Darren", we watch on as he reveals what truely makes a good, authentic 2006. Ladies and Gentlement, please.

*Standing ovation ensues as Darren steps into the studio.
*Fan girls scream and faint.

Good evening. Today, I shall prepare my very special, "Year 2006".

Ingredients (Serves 1):

100g Family
100g Friends

Marination:

2 teaspoons of Love
2 teaspoons of Outings
2 teaspoons of Bonds
1 cup Care

How to prepare:

1. Place Family and Friends in blender and turn on maximum speed. Blend till well mixed.

2. Place all of the marinating ingredients together, at a slow pace, adding everything at the same time (you may need an assistant). Stir well. Add "Problems" as sparingly as possible (remember, msg is bad for you).

3. Place well blended mixture in marination and marinate for a year. Then, take it out and steam under low heat (oil is bad for you). It can be 1 minute, 1 hour, or 1 day. Take it out when you feel its done and eat it down in a single mouthful.

There. Perfect 2006, done.

*Fangirls scream and faint again

So remember. If Yeo can cook, so can you. Zhai Jian!

xD

2006 has been really really cool.

ROCK ON.